Kirby Katie Knihy

From hilarious bestselling author, Katie Kirby, comes a brand-new Lottie Brooks story. This time it's CHRISTMAS!!! Dear Santa, For Christmas this year, I would like- Two hundred KitKat chunkies (full-size not multipack) Baby Bella to stop shouting 'BUM' in public spaces A new brother who doesn't fart on me and call it a 'tasty air biscuit' Antoine or Daniel (I can't decide!) to surprise me on Christmas Day with a grand romantic gesture Cash (lots of it!) A new diary (I'm really getting through them!) Lots of love, Lottie xxx PS. Please could you put a chocolate orange instead of a real orange in my stocking this year? Lottie Brooks LOVES Christmas - there's presents, all the KitKat Chunkys you can eat AND no school for two weeks! But this year, Christmas might be a bit more chaotic than usual. The whole Brooks family are visiting for the festive break (along with some surprise visitors . . .), there's a Secret Santa to organise, and the hammies won't stop attacking Gavin, the Elf on the Shelf! Will Lottie survive the festivities intact or will she have to hide in the fort of shame until it's all over?

Lottie Brooks is BACK and she's as BRILLIANT as ever! At long last Lottie and Daniel are an official couple and everything seems to be going brilliantly (except for Amber being increasingly mean and jealous, but what's new there?). Meanwhile Toby's new year's resolution is to get a dog, and for once Lottie and him see eye to eye. Pot Noodle, the cockapoo, becomes the newest member of the Brooks family. He's VERY cute but also not toilet trained AT ALL. Lottie soon finds having a new boyfriend and a new dog means she has little time for anyone else, leaving her best friends pretty upset. How is Lottie meant to keep everybody happy and stop Pot Noodle from pooing on the carpet?! Readers LOVE Lottie Brooks: My daughter couldn't put it down and read it in 2 days. Read at breakfast, walking downstairs, tea time, in the bath. My 9-year-old daughter devoured it in two nights, and all I could hear from her was giggling and the occasional "Mum! Listen to this! This is SO me!". My 12 year old reluctant reader took this book, read 100 pages in one night and proclaimed it 'the best book ever' Katie has managed to capture the essence of what this group think and feel in a positive, life-affirming fashion.

Pokračovanie najvtipnejšieho tínedžerského denníka!Ó nie, mám vyrážku. A pokrstila som ju menom Barbara…Lottie má už všetkého plné zuby! Napriek tomu je odhodlaná zdolať každý problém. Nesnaží sa viac zapôsobiť na Amber a nikto ju nevolá Uhorka. Lottie sa v škole zúčastní divadelného predstavenia, na ktorom má konečne možnosť oslniť očarujúceho Daniela spevom v kostýme kraba. Trampoty s chalanmi nemajú konca a navyše si s kamoškami Molly a Jess skáču do vlasov.

After a summer of meeting handsome French boys and getting a tiny bit sunburnt. OK, fine - a lot sunburnt, Lottie's heading off on a week-long residential school trip. A whole week away from embarrassing parents and Toby's tasty air biscuits! But the trip soon turns into a total disaster. The other girls staying at the camp are MEGA-MEAN, best friend Jess is spending all her time with new girl Isha, and Lottie's diary gets stolen! Who knew a school trip could cause so much DRAMA?!

Najvtipnejší, najuletenejší a najtrápnejší život Lottie Brooksovej pokračuje! Konečne príde leto a Lottie má VEĽKÉ plány – chystá sa surfovať po instagrame, snívať o svojej MEGALÁSKE Danielovi a chytať bronz pri bazéne na rodinnej dovolenke vo Francúzsku. Tam sa Lottie zoznámi s KRÁSAVCOM Antoinom. Keďže nevie až tak dobre po francúzsky, s debatovaním je trocha problém, ale čo na tom, keď tak dobre vyzerá?

“Ciao, mi chiamo Katie e questo è il mio libro. Non l’ho scritto per dirvi quello che dovete fare (non ne ho la più pallida idea), ma solo per condividere le nostre storie, perché spero che alcune vi facciano capire che non siete gli unici a combinare casini. Amo i miei figli, li amo DAVVERO, eppure vado fuori di testa quando il piccolo per gioco rovescia un’intera scatola di cereali sul pavimento o quando il grande si ostina a gironzolare per casa in calzini dopo che gli ho chiesto centrotrentasette volte di infilarsi quelle maledette scarpe. Questo non significa che li amo meno… significa solo che ho bisogno di un altro gin tonic.” Un libro irriverente – ed estremamente onesto – che spiega come sopravvivere alla gravidanza e ai primi anni di vita dei figli, mostrando come sia possibile per un genitore amare con tutto il cuore i propri bimbi pur considerandoli, a volte, decisamente irritanti.