Najvtipnejší, najuletenejší a najtrápnejší život Lottie Brooksovej pokračuje! Konečne príde leto a Lottie má VEĽKÉ plány – chystá sa surfovať po instagrame, snívať o svojej MEGALÁSKE Danielovi a chytať bronz pri bazéne na rodinnej dovolenke vo Francúzsku. Tam sa Lottie zoznámi s KRÁSAVCOM Antoinom. Keďže nevie až tak dobre po francúzsky, s debatovaním je trocha problém, ale čo na tom, keď tak dobre vyzerá?
Lottie Brooksová má presne 11 rokov a 3 mesiace a jej život je poriadna NUDA. Začína navštevovať druhý stupeň, no nemá ani žiadnych kamarátov, ani oslnivé vlasy a dokonca ani jej hrudník stále nie je hodný čo i len najmenšej PODPRSENKY! Možno by bolo lepšie na všetko sa VYKAŠLAŤ a radšej upadnúť do zimného spánku spolu so svojimi škrečkami Profesorom Barnabášom Kvičkom a Chlpáčikom Tretím. Zistite, ako sa Lottie popasuje s DOSPIEVANÍM. Buďte však opatrní. Z nálože vtipu a Lottiných trapasov vám hrozí nebezpečenstvo puknutia od smiechu.
Pokračovanie najvtipnejšieho tínedžerského denníka!Ó nie, mám vyrážku. A pokrstila som ju menom Barbara…Lottie má už všetkého plné zuby! Napriek tomu je odhodlaná zdolať každý problém. Nesnaží sa viac zapôsobiť na Amber a nikto ju nevolá Uhorka. Lottie sa v škole zúčastní divadelného predstavenia, na ktorom má konečne možnosť oslniť očarujúceho Daniela spevom v kostýme kraba. Trampoty s chalanmi nemajú konca a navyše si s kamoškami Molly a Jess skáču do vlasov.
Moriačia maska, trblietavé hovienko, zmasakrovaný vianočný škriatok... ALE nakoniec dopadne všetko (celkom) dobre MILÝ SANTA, tento rok si na Vianoce želám: - dvesto tyčiniek KitKat (balených po jednom, nie v multibaleniach) - aby Bella prestala na verejnosti vykrikovať „KAKA“ - nového brata, ktorý na mňa nebude vypúšťať prdy a nazývať ich „vzdušnými bozkami“ - aby ma Antoine alebo Daniel (neviem si vybrať) prekvapil nejakým veľkolepým romantickým gestom - peniaze (veľa peňazí) - nový denník (každý vždy zapíšem mega rýchlo!) S láskou, Lottie Cmuk P. S.: Mohol by si mi tento rok do pančuchy dať namiesto ozajstného pomaranča čokoládový pomaranč?
This book is not a how-to-guide. It won't tell you how to get your baby to sleep, how to deal with toddler tantrums, how to be a good parent, a cool parent or even a renegade parent. It is a book about parenting that contains absolutely no useful advice whatsoever. Instead it shares beautifully honest anecdotes and illustrations from the parenting frontline that demonstrate it is perfectly possible to love your children with the whole of your heart whilst finding them incredibly irritating at the same time. From pregnancy to starting school, Hurrah For Gin takes you through the exciting, frustrating, infuriating and wonderful whirlwind of parenthood, offering solidarity and a friendly hug after a tough day. Best served with gin.
Perpetually overwhelmed? Welcome to the new book from Katie Kirby, creator of the bestselling Hurrah for Gin Do you overthink everything? Do you struggle to say no to people? Are you paying membership for a gym you never go to? Do group chat politics make you want to throw your phone under a bus? Are you overjoyed when people cancel plans so that you can sit at home in your pyjama bottoms eating Coco pops for dinner? If so then this book is for you! We spend our childhoods wanting to a be adults and, when we get there, find ourselves lost under a pile of life admin, half completed to do lists and anti-ageing face creams that promise to make you look as good as Natalie Imbruglia. In her new book, Hurrah for Gin pinpoints with painful precision just how overwhelming life can be when you're all grown up. From the worry spiral that keeps you up at 3AM, to maintaining a professional aura when you can't stand other people - this is for everyone struggling to stay afloat. Honest, relatable, funny and containing no useful advice whatsoever, take comfort in the knowledge that it's not just you, we're all as f*cked as each other.
After a summer of meeting handsome French boys and getting a tiny bit sunburnt. OK, fine - a lot sunburnt, Lottie's heading off on a week-long residential school trip. A whole week away from embarrassing parents and Toby's tasty air biscuits! But the trip soon turns into a total disaster. The other girls staying at the camp are MEGA-MEAN, best friend Jess is spending all her time with new girl Isha, and Lottie's diary gets stolen! Who knew a school trip could cause so much DRAMA?!
Life is hard for Archie. It often seems like the world is out to get him. People are always telling him what to do ... 'Eat your tea Archie!', 'Don't lick the bus stop Archie!', 'Stop putting Mummy's phone in the bin Archie!' And then one day his heart is shattered when he learns his parents are to replace him with a younger sibling - the utter bastards! The only comforts he finds are in his best friend Amelie who teaches him all the good swear words, and the sweet relief he gets from sinking his teeth into other people's limbs. From naked protests to dealing with other people looking at YOUR THINGS! This is a no-holds-barred account of life told through the eyes of Archie - a creatively stifled, modern day toddler. Sunday Times bestseller Hurrah for Gin has delighted fans with its honest, emotional and laugh-out-loud account of parenting. Brilliantly illustrated with Katie Kirby's unique stick man drawings and told in the same outrageously funny way, The Daily Struggles of Archie Adams, Aged 2 1/4 once again takes on the highs and lows of family life, this time it's one opinionated boy having his say
