Andy Riley Knihy

Pozor! Kniha plná zajačích úmyslov! Zdal sa vám niekedy tento svet príliš krutý? Príliš otravný? Príliš... čokoľvek? Chceli ste ho jednoducho vypnúť alebo sa z neho nejakým spôsobom vypariť? Ušatý predstaviteľ tejto obludne zábavnej knihy od známeho scenáristu Andyho Rileyho má už sveta plné zuby a v tom, ako sa „vypariť“, je neskutočne vynaliezavý. A tak objavil takmer sto bizarných spôsobov vlastnej skazy, len aby nemusel ďalej žiť... A myslí to smrteľne vážne!

"The bunnies are back - and there's only one thing on their minds. In this new collection, follow the continuing adventures of the fluffy little rabbits who just don't want to live any more ..."--Publisher's description.

Akční týpek je opravdový akční hrdina! Skáče z vrtulníků, rozbíjí lodě, běhá po vrcholcích jeřábů a vychází z budov těsně před výbuchem. Je to ten nejodvážnější týpek, jaký kdy existoval! Až na to, že se bojí pavouků. (Ale to nikdy nikomu neříkejte!) Když se v zábavním parku plném robotů stane neštěstí, musí zasáhnout. Koneckonců nikdo jiný není takový blázen, aby tam jen tak vešel a všechny zachránil!

Samozahrabávací rakev, zařízení na identifikaci jednohrbých a dvouhrbých velbloudů, housloviolovioloncelobasa, elektrické křeslo pro VIP odsouzené, švýcarský nůž pro zahrádkáře, otočný čistič nosu, spolehlivý budík pro lidi s piercingem - to jsou jen některé z vynálezů britského humoristy Andy Rileyho, tvůrce legendárních Králíčkových sebevražd.

Return of the Bunny Suicides follows over one hundred bunnies as they find ever more bizarre ways to end their fuzzy little existences.  From swimming with nibbly fishes, to hiding under an elephant’s footstool, to getting on the sharp end of a Venetian gondola—no stone goes unturned (or undropped, or uncatapulted) in the twisted little creatures’ next installment.Illustrated in a spare and simple style, Return of the Bunny Suicides is a collection of hilarious and outrageous cartoons that will appeal to anyone in touch with their evil side.Bunnies on the web: http://www.bookofbunnysuicides.com

Back on the farm, the pigs are restless, and pissed. Smoking, pork-eating, overweight and without any s**t to roll in, these pigs aren't your cuddly, oinking kind of farmyard brother. They are mean and they are angry. From the genius behind the bestselling BUNNY SUICIDES series comes a hilarious new collection of illustrations that confirms all our worst the pigs won't take it lying down.

This Christmas you can finally let your bunnies out of their padded hutches, because Andy Riley doesn't want them anymore. He wants your children! From the creator of the bestselling Bunny books comes more wicked humour - GREAT LIES TO TELL SMALL KIDS. They range from merely bogus to truly cruel: 'Every ant you meet must be named' 'It takes the beaks of seven penguins to make a Penguin biscuit' 'All wind is made by wind farms' 'Wine makes mummy clever' 'Milk feels pain' Each hilarious cartoon tells a tall tale to bamboozle kids and entertain wicked adults everywhere.

The fourth book in the insanely funny debut children's series from Emmy and BAFTA award-winning comedy writer and cartoonist Andy Riley, scriptwriter for BBC One's Gangsta Granny and The Boy in the Dress.

Dangerous dolls and dastardly plots await in this next rib-tickling adventure from Andy Riley, King Flashypants and the Toys of Terror. Something strange is afoot in Edwinland—King Edwin's arch nemesis Emperor Nurbison isn't acting like himself. He's smiling. He's cheerful. He's even making toys for the peasants! King Edwin knows he must be up to something. But what?

The Book of Bunny Suicides and Return of the Bunny Suicides have introduced millions of people around the world to those cute bunnies always looking for new ways to end it all. Published for the first time in a unique paperback format, with a dozen new cartoons, this is the ultimate collection for fans of the fluffy little bunnies who just don't want to live any more.