Ako to urobiť, aby si vás všimlo najkrajšie dievča v škole? Žeby porušiť všetky školské pravidlá?
Dvanásťročný Rafo Chačadorjan začína rok v novej škole. Pre nováčika je to nočná mora, kým pochopí všetky zvyklosti a rôzne nariadenia. Zvlášť keď má Rafo na angličtine učiteľku Dračicu, ktorá naňho chrlí oheň, a počas hodín telocviku ho zas mučí kulturista. A to si Rafo hneď prvý deň omylom sadne do lavice k spolužiakovi Millerovi, ktorý šikanuje mladších a má ruky veľkosti XXXL. A jeho maléry sa tým len začínajú!
Nové trable Rafa Katchadoriana. Přežije pekelnou dřinu a šikanu jedné prohnané holky? Rafe Katchadorian má znovu trable. A ne malé. Sotva se zabydlel na umělecké škole v Airbrooku, školu mu zruší. Bude se moct vrátit do své staré školy v Hills Village, z které ho vyloučili? Podmínkou přijetí je absolvování kurzu pro žáky „s dicsiplinárními nedostatky.“ Dokáže Rafe kurz dokončit? Přežít týden v Skalistých horách, přejet na voru řvoucí peřeje Arkansasu, vydržet pekelnou dřinu, děravý stan i šikanu jedné prohnané holky? Ahoj, tady Rafe! jsem tu znovu! Tentokrát se chystám do divočiny. JAK VÍTE, NEPRÁVEM (TEDY SKORO VĚTŠINOU NEPRÁVEM) MĚ OBVINILI A TOHLE MÁM ZA TREST. Musím přežít týden ve Skalistých horách pro žáky „s disciplinárními nedostatky.“ - Taky vydržet hulákání seržanta, řvoucí peřeje a děravý stan. - A jednu prohnanou holku, pekelnou dřinu a ukrutný hlad, takže si umíte přiedstavit, že to bude ten nejstrašnější týden v mém životě
Kenny je superhrdina! Nerezzák! Schopný zbavit Washington DC všech padouchů bez mrknutí oka. Ale bohužel jen ve svých představách. Ve skutečnosti žije jen s babičkou (tedy, pardon, Bejbyčkou), chodí do šesté třídy té nejhorší základní školy ve městě a se spolužáky zrovna nevychází. Jednou se ale zaplete do rvačky a dostane za úkol naučit jednoho z poškoláků hrát šachy. To spustí celou lavinu šílených událostí… Na jejímž konci možná Kenny zjistí, že má víc odvahy než samotný Nerezzák a že jeho spolužáci jsou vlastně docela fajn… Další vtipný příběh od Jamese Pattersona, autora oblíbených sérií Můj nejhorší školní rok a Já srandista.
James Patterson's bestselling Middle School series is now a major motion picture! Catch up with everyone's favorite troublemaker Rafe Khatchadorian when he gets lost in London on the worst field trip EVER! After a mostly-successful stint at Hills Valley Middle School, Rafe is excited to visit the incredible city of London with his class. Sightseeing around a foreign country sounds like a blast, until Rafe finds out his roommate will be none other than Miller the Killer, bully extraordinaire! Then Rafe is forced to work on a class project side by side with his crush Jeanne Galletta and her too-perfect boyfriend, which might be even more torturous than rooming with Miller. And it's no surprise that Rafe's bad luck follows him across the pond, putting him in one crazy situation after another--all under the watchful eye of his bad-tempered principal. Out of all of his adventures, this trip could prove to be Rafe's most embarrassing yet, undoing everything good he has going for him back home!
Minulý školský rok prežil Rafo Chačadorjan len tak-tak s odretými ušami. Tento rok sa začína sľubne. Vďaka pani učiteľka Donatellovej ho prijmú na umeleckú školu. Jeho talent a živá predstavivosť sa môžu konečne naplno prejaviť. Dostáva sa medzi nabifľovaných horenosov. Podarí sa mu presvedčiť ich, že nie je žiadny outsider? Operácia Začni žiť sa môže začať!
Rafe Khatchadorian is getting the Hollywood treatment in a film version of Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life starring Griffin Gluck, Lauren Graham, Rob Riggle and Thomas Barbusca. In this seventh Middle School episode, Rafe heads back to the place his misadventures began: the dreaded Hills Village Middle School, where he's now being forced to take 'special' classes... He also finds himself joining the school's football team âe" alongside his main tormenter, Miller the Killer! But Rafe has grand plans for a better year: First, he decides to start a super-secret art project that's sure to rock the school. Then, if Rafe manages to make a play to save his team, he might have to deal with something completely new: popularity!
Ako to urobiť, aby si vás všimlo najkrajšie dievča v škole? Žeby porušiť všetky školské pravidlá? Dvanásťročný Rafo Chačadorjan začína rok v novej škole. Pre nováčika je to nočná mora, kým pochopí všetky zvyklosti a rôzne nariadenia. Zvlášť keď má Rafo na angličtine učiteľku Dračicu, ktorá naňho chrlí oheň, a počas hodín telocviku ho zas mučí kulturista. A to si Rafo hneď prvý deň omylom sadne do lavice k spolužiakovi Millerovi, ktorý šikanuje mladších a má ruky veľkosti XXXL. A jeho maléry sa tým len začínajú!
Kenny Wright is a sixth grade 'Grandma's Boy' in a tough inner city school, struggling with bullies, schoolwork and keeping his detentions secret from his 'G-ma'. Though in his active imagination he's a world-famous superhero, Stainlezz Steel, who fights crime, saves lives and rescues helpless animals. But now Kennyâe(tm)s neighbourhood need him âe" can he step up in his real life and help his âe~G-maâe(tm) save the best School Principal heâe(tm)s ever had?
Perfect for fans of Becky Albertali's Simon vs. the Homo Sapiens Agenda and A. S. King's Still Life with Tornado, this story of parallel time lines cleverly explores how our choices can change and shape us--as well as the ways in which choices don't change the core of our being at all. When Chris Schweitzer takes a hit of whippets and passes out face first on the cement, his nose isn't the only thing that changes forever. Instead of staying home with his friends for the last summer after high school, he's shipped off to live with his famous physicist but royal jerk of a father to prove he can "play by the rules" before Dad will pay for college.Or . . . not.In an alternate time line, Chris's parents remain blissfully ignorant about the accident, and life at home goes back to normal--until it doesn't. A new spark between his two best (straight) friends quickly turns Chris into a (gay) third wheel, and even worse, the truth about the whippets incident starts to unravel. As his summer explodes into a million messy pieces, Chris wonders how else things might have gone. Is it possible to be jealous of another version of yourself in an alternate reality that doesn't even exist?With musings on fate, religion, parallel universes, and the best way to eat a cinnamon roll, Me Myself & Him examines how what we consider to be true is really just one part of the much (much) bigger picture.
Included in this paper-over-board boxed set is the #1 New York Times and #1 Indiebound bestseller that introduced the world to Rafe, along with his sparkplug sister Georgia's point-of-view on her brother's infamy. Rafe and Georgia's complete set of escapades will provide countless hours of laughs for fans as well as newcomers to the series
