Francesco Marciuliano Knihy

From taking a bath in a bowl of milk to playing keep-away with your car keys and vanquishing the strange lumps at the end of the bed (sorry, turns out those were your toes), these kittens reveal their confused and curious little minds as they discover the world around them.

From the #1 New York Times bestselling author of I Could Pee on This, Francesco Marciuliano presents this humorous and all too relatable book written from the perspective of pets.

Animal lovers will laugh out loud at the quirkiness of their feline friends with these insightful and curious poems from the singular minds of funny cats. In this hilarious book of tongue-in-cheek poetry, the author of the internationally syndicated comic strip Sally Forth helps cats unlock their creative potential and explain their odd behavior to ignorant humans. With titles like "Who Is That on Your Lap?," "This Is My Chair," "Kneel Before Me," "Nudge," and "Some of My Best Friends Are Dogs," the poems collected in I Could Pee on This perfectly capture the inner workings of the cat psyche. With photos of the cat authors throughout, this whimsical volume reveals kitties at their wackiest, and most exasperating (but always lovable). Ideal for that "crazy cat lady" or "cat mom/dad" in your life this collection of poems makes for the perfect cat themed gift for anyone who's obsessed with our feline friends.

A New York Times bestseller? Oh, you know the dogs weren't going to let the cats get away with that! This canine companion to I Could Pee on This, the beloved volume of poems by cats, I Could Chew on This will have dog lovers laughing out loud. Doggie laureates not only chew on quite a lot of things, they also reveal their creativity, their hidden motives, and their eternal (and sometimes misguided) effervescence through such musings as "I Dropped a Ball," "I Lose My Mind When You Leave the House," and "Can You Smell That?" Accompanied throughout by portraits of the canine poets in all their magnificence, I Could Chew on This is a work of unbridled enthusiasm, insatiable appetite, and, yes, creative genius.

Our feline friends have spent eons observing, napping, pondering, napping, and taking notes about the human condition. In between naps, they've realized that we humans could use some catlike guidance when it comes to handling the ups and downs of life. In this book they've condescended to share their invaluable wisdom in short advice columns such as "Always Stay at Least 30 Feet from a Loved One" and "Never Let Anyone Dress You." Whether it's coping with romance, surviving a social gathering, or clawing your way to the top of the corporate ladder only to realize you can't get down, the cats in this book will have you relaxed and ready to take on the world! Just after one more nap.

A book of confessional poems about the triumphs, trials, and daily discoveries of being a kitten. This volume gives readers a glimpse into kittens' confused and curious feline minds as they encounter the world around them.

This collection of paws-itively hilarious poems from the bestselling I Could Pee on This -plus seven new ones-offers a year's worth of witty observations from funny felines.

Vom Zwergpudel bis zur Dänischen Dogge – in jedem Hund steckt ein Dichter. Da könnte ich drauf rumkauen versammelt die beste Lyrik von Hunden und lässt endlich tiefer in die Seele des Vierbeiners blicken. Herrchen und Frauchen erfahren, warum ihre Lieblinge so gerne ihre Nasenlöcher lecken wollen und warum sie von ihrem Hund jeden Tag begrüßt werden, als seien sie wochenlang fortgewesen. Jedes Gedicht wird begleitet von charmanten Hundefotos, die die Texte perfekt abrunden. Mit diesem Buch hat Francesco Marciuliano ein weiteres Meisterwerk der Dichtkunst erschaffen, in dem der Leser seinen Liebling auf jeder Seite wiedererkennen wird. Ein Riesenspaß für jeden Hundeliebhaber!