Painfully British Haikus

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Enjoy this hilarious collection of over 200 haikus that sum up the complex, confusing and often compounding character of the British people 'Will make everybody laugh' DOLLY ALDERTON ON THE HIGH LOW _______ Enjoy this hilarious collection of over 200 haikus that sum up the complex, confusing and often compounding character of the British people. The Sellotape end Unlocatable it seems Christmas is cancelled How many gin tins Is decreed appropriate For this train journey? The sound of a splash My Hobnob falls to pieces My tea is sullied Every houseplant Suffers a slow painful death I am a monster You're at the seaside A seagull eyes your Magnum You won't win that fight