Dave Whitehead Knihy

TJG is the sport of tennis at its funniest. In fact, we guarantee that you cannot improve your game simply by reading this book! However, this book will provide every tennis player and hacker hours of non-stop hilarious entertainment. Your favorite player MUST have it. Inside you will learn: — The differences between real backhands and that two-hand kind — Why pros don't teach lob volleys — How to spot a hacker — The secrets of Gamesmanship — Why your grip was named after an airline — Why the Italian Open isn't a Grand Slam event — How to lob without embarrassment — Dave's Laws of Tennis — The undocumented history of its old-fangled scoring — About the Tournament Police — The members of the Generic Tennis Club — Whether or not you are a Commando Tennis Player — Dave's Absolute Tennis Ability Rating System — And much, much more

Focusing on the emotional development of young teenage boys, this book aims to equip them with the tools necessary for character building and maturity. By addressing the challenges boys face in expressing their feelings, it offers guidance that encourages personal growth and the establishment of a solid foundation for their futures. The hope is that readers will find the insights valuable enough to share with their own sons later on, fostering a cycle of emotional awareness and support.

Know what to say, what not to say, what to do on a court should you make the mistake of being seen on one, and what excuses to make if you can’t lay a racquet head on a ball. Never again confuse topspin with a slice, or a squash shot with a tweener. Bask in the admiration of your fellow tennis players as you pronounce confidently on the merits of the windshield wiper, the reverse forehand and the run-around. Above all, know exactly how to hold your own against the sort of tennis nerd who probably emerged from the womb reading a copy of Inner Tennis. And never wear a headband. DO SAY "I was trying out an extreme version of the extreme Hawaiian and something just went 'ping' in my wrist. Never been the same since." DON’T SAY "You CANNOT be serious...you guys are the absolute pits of the world!"