You may take my ballsBut I will lick what remainsAnd then, dear, your faceImagine if your dog could talk to you. from cold winter walks to endlessly chasing tennis balls, no stone of a dog's life is left unturned.
__________________Please Stop Touching MeEvery time you doI have to lick everywhereIt's so exhaustingFrom the author of What I Lick Before Your Face comes this hilarious companion, Please Stop Touching Me ... and Other Haikus by Cats.Jamie Coleman returns with this brilliant collection of feline flights of fancy. His hilarious haikus take us inside the minds of our most popular pets revealing their inner-most secrets, their disdain for their owners and the poetry that is common to all cats.Featuring over 50 haikus complete with glorious images, this is a hysterical gift for cat lovers, cat haters, and poetry enthusiasts alike.